What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:54

Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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